The local BMX kids are always asking for free stuff.  So in our infinite wisdom we thought we would hold an impossible contest.   This would atleast give them hope of some free swag.  We put up for the winner a apir of S&M Grand Slam BMX Bars.  The contest is this…Drink a gallon of whole milk in one hour without throwing up.  We had four kids up to the challenge…Bill, Tyler, Burn-E, & Cody.  Tyler started off at a good pace and at 15 minutes was more than half of the way done.  Bill was a close second and the other two were pacing themselves.  Cody was the first out, having to go eat dinner…I think because he lost his lunch just outside the door in the gutter.  Then the quick pace that Tyler had going caught up to him.  He started turning colors and eventually puked all over himself and the garbage can.  Now there were two.  Bill was doing the best and at 10 minutes left looked as though he would finish.  But the dreaded cottage cheese gut started to take effect.  Burn-E just started to lay on the sidewalk and pushed his milk away.  We convinced Bill in the last minute that he should try to chug the remainder of his warm milk.  That lasted about ten seconds and up came a display that not too many people can believe.  He spewed for atleast 5 seconds straight…I would describe it as a fountain of gross.  Each contender came away with a little swag, but the bars remained hanging on the wall.